Re: Well in that case...

Posted by Harrison Ford from fsict-tc3-39.fn.net on November 25, 1999 at 11:12:19:

In Reply to: Well in that case... posted by Steven Spielberg on November 25, 1999 at 06:52:22:

: : Dear George L. Steven S., and John W.:

: : While it is true that you guys have contributed to my success, let's remember that I'm the one worth $ 2.5 billion, which makes me the richest guy in Hollywood. I'm the one with a 4,000 acre ranch and 4 dozen Lamborghinis. More importantly, I own the copyright not only to Star Wars, but to Indy Jones as well.

: : To prove that I don't need you guys, I am going to show my full genius by directing, starring as Indy and scoring the music to Indy 4. It will be my ultimate masterpiece.

: : Don't worry about my flabby neck. I'm going to have it digitally reduced and sculpted to make me the ultimate Indy Jones. Also, expect a Jar Jar cameo for comic relief. Hey, it's my vision. I must stay true to my vision. No snickering.

: : The Visionary,

: : George Lucas

: I'm gonna make my own rival Indy film without the rest of you freaks! It'll be the same style as yours only 10 times better! I will also, write, direct, star and do the score (with my armpit) for my Indy IV version. It'll rock way more than your vision, George! And expect a cameo appearance from E.T. in my superior version.

: Forget George, THE Visionary,

: Steven Spielberg

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I say, to hell with all your visions... they are getting old. And by the way Steven.. Kate Capshaw and I are going to elope to star in a NC-17 sequel to 6 days and 7 nights to be filmed privately in my Wyoming ranch. The music will be by done by John BARRY...and not you, Williams. Imagine me in a NC-17 movie? The critics will go crazy, and not pay any attention to you guys.

Harrison Ford

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: : : Dear George L. Steven S., and John W.:

: : : While it is true that you guys have contributed to my success, let's remember that I'm the one worth $ 2.5 billion, which makes me the richest guy in Hollywood. I'm the one with a 4,000 acre ranch and 4 dozen Lamborghinis. More importantly, I own the copyright not only to Star Wars, but to Indy Jones as well.

: : : To prove that I don't need you guys, I am going to show my full genius by directing, starring as Indy and scoring the music to Indy 4. It will be my ultimate masterpiece.

: : : Don't worry about my flabby neck. I'm going to have it digitally reduced and sculpted to make me the ultimate Indy Jones. Also, expect a Jar Jar cameo for comic relief. Hey, it's my vision. I must stay true to my vision. No snickering.

: : : The Visionary,

: : : George Lucas

: : I'm gonna make my own rival Indy film without the rest of you freaks!  It'll be the same style as yours only 10 times better!  I will also, write, direct, star and do the score (with my armpit) for my Indy IV version.  It'll rock way more than your vision, George!  And expect a cameo appearance from E.T. in my superior version.

: : Forget George, THE Visionary,

: : Steven Spielberg

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: I say, to hell with all your visions... they are getting old.  And by the way Steven.. Kate Capshaw and I are going to elope to star in a NC-17 sequel to 6 days and 7 nights to be filmed privately in my Wyoming ranch. The music will be by done by John BARRY...and not you, Williams. Imagine me in a NC-17 movie? The critics will go crazy, and not pay any attention to you guys.

: Harrison Ford
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