Indy DVDs

Posted by Inby from ? (66.150.13.114) on Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 5:42pm :

Not to dampen the enthusiasm, but... (all in good fun):
Top 10 Reasons to Not Bother Buying the Indy DVDs!
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10 DVDs still don’t add up to "Indy 4".
9 Short Round’s residuals won’t be enough to pay for real shoes.
8 Marcus is remastered and speaks in pseudo-Jamaican patois.
7 Each viewing requires a $9 Paypal payment to Lucasfilm.
6 Freeze-frame clarity still not sufficient to measure depth of pleats.
5 In effort to capture new market, Williams’ score replaced with T.A.T.U.
4 Thuggees digitally replaced with the McLaughlin Group.
3 No bonus "Behind the Green Door of Alison’s Dressing Room" feature.
2 Indy STILL doesn’t get the Ark.
and
1 Kate Capshaw screaming in SurroundSound.

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: Not to dampen the enthusiasm, but... (all in good fun): : Top 10 Reasons to Not Bother Buying the Indy DVDs! : ----------------------------------------------------------------------- : 10 DVDs still don’t add up to "Indy 4". : 9 Short Round’s residuals won’t be enough to pay for real shoes. : 8 Marcus is remastered and speaks in pseudo-Jamaican patois. : 7 Each viewing requires a $9 Paypal payment to Lucasfilm. : 6 Freeze-frame clarity still not sufficient to measure depth of pleats. : 5 In effort to capture new market, Williams’ score replaced with T.A.T.U. : 4 Thuggees digitally replaced with the McLaughlin Group. : 3 No bonus "Behind the Green Door of Alison’s Dressing Room" feature. : 2 Indy STILL doesn’t get the Ark. : and : 1 Kate Capshaw screaming in SurroundSound.

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