Frequently Asked Questions

General

How do I pronounce ASSWHFHROI?

The official pronunciation is Az-wiff-roy.

Posting Policies

What can I talk about on the ASSWHFROI Forum?

Obviously, discussion on Adam Sandler, Star Wars and Harrison Ford's hair are strongly encouraged. If you must, I suppose the occasional discussion of Indiana Jones is ok.

What if I want to talk exclusively about Indiana Jones?

Oh this is easy. Simply make your question or discussion include Adam Sandler, Star Wars or Harrison Ford's hair. For example, If Adam Sandler were to write a funny song about the Well of Souls do you think he would include the hieroglyphics of R2-D2 and C3PO? I can't see them on my TV. If only I had Harrison Ford's hair, maybe I could be a big time movie star and be able to afford a big screen TV. See... easy as pie...

What if I don't want to talk about all this other crap?

Not a problem. This is a joke.

Site Author: Micah Johnson
Created: April 1, 1999
Last modified: March 29, 1999

	How do I pronounce ASSWHFHROI?
	The official pronunciation is Az-wiff-roy.

	What can I talk about on the ASSWHFROI Forum?
	Obviously, discussion on Adam Sandler, Star Wars and Harrison Ford's hair are strongly encouraged. If you must, I suppose the occasional discussion of Indiana Jones is ok.

	What if I don't want to talk about all this other crap?
	Not a problem. This is a joke.