"Funny story it is!" :) (nm)

Posted by Goodsport from adsl-216-102-199-185.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on September 18, 1999 at 11:59:17:

In Reply to: Short Round and the Adventure of the ToySyndicate horse. posted by Short Round on September 18, 1999 at 07:48:25:

: California...
: DING! DONG!
: The doorbell of Goodsport and Short Round's apartment rang out.
: "Yes?" a sleepy Shorty said, answering the door.
: It was the IRS!
: "Don't hurt me!" Shorty exclaimed.
: His vision then cleared- It was the UPS.
: "Huh?" The UPS delivery man exclaimed.
: "Uh, never mind." Shorty said. "So, who's this package for?"
: "Mr. Sport," The UPS delivery man said. "Mr Goodsport."
: "Well he's not here at the moment." Shorty said.
: "Can you give this to him?" The UPS man handed Shorty a package.
: "Yeah sure." Shorty said.
: Shorty took the package and slammed the door. Shorty was told that if he ever recieved any packages for Goodsport, not to open it.
: "Personal business my butt!" Shorty tore open the box.
: "Oooohhhhhhhhh!" Shorties mouth was open in awe as he took out the prized gift: A Raiders horse from ToySyndicate.com!
: Shorty started to play around with it. He then was nearing the balcony when he slipped and the horse flew towards it!
: "No!" Shorty yelled as he dashed for it!
: The horse went down the balcony and jutted to a halt- Shorty was holding the mini Indy's head which was sattled on the horse. Indy's plastic head snapped and the doll went flying down onto the street!
: "Eeeesh!" Shorty grunted as he ran to the door.

: - - -

: Shorty ran downstairs onto the sidewalk. Then all that he needed arrived: Griff and his gang!
: "Well lookie what we have here!" He mockingly said.
: "Give that to me, Griff!" Shorty worriedly demanded.
: "It's not yours is it?" Griff asked.
: "Well-" Shorty got disrupted.
: "Well is it?" Griff grabbed Shorty by the arm.
: "Watch it punk!" Shorty shoved Griff off him.
: "Since when did you become the physical type?" Griff angrily asked.
: "Give that to me jerk!" Shorty grabbed for the doll.
: "Not so fast!" Griff slugged Shorty in the gut who then fell to the floor.
: Shorty groaned holding his stomach.
: "I guess we're gonna have to have a little fun with the little twerp!" Griff joked and gave a wicked and evil chuckle.

: - - -

: Shorty was thrown up against the wall of the room.
: "That'll teach ya!" Griff said as they locked Shorty in the storage room.
: "Let me out!" Shorty yelled- No use.
: "You shouldn't have done that." a voice said.
: "Gandalf?" Shorty pondered.
: "Observe the consequences." The voice said.
: Shorty morphed into a new shape and color. He then looked like this:
:
: "Hrmm!" Shorty grunted. "Very unexpected this."
: Shorty attempted to pound on the door. His reptillian hands couldn't form into the fist he wanted them to.
: "Gandalf! Let me out of here you will!" Shorty tried to yell.
: A puff of smoke appeared behind him, a glowing aura of light shining from within. As the smoke cleared, the form of Gandalf appeared.
: "Gandalf!" Shorty exclaimed. "Jerk you are! Turn me into this you have!"
: "Sauron is up to this." Gandalf calmly said. "You should have known I wouldn't do such a thing to you. One of my agents will come. He will say 'the sun is shining' and you must say 'but the ice is slippery' as your pass code. And Griff has been working with Sauron also. I guess you fell into his trap."
: "But Gandalf-" Gandalf dissapeared.
: Shorty then heard a voice!
: "The suuuuuuuuuuun is shiiiiiiiiiining." The voice said.
: "Hrmm, but the ishe ish shlippery." Shorty replied.
: A figure started to waddle his way to Shorty! Who do you think that figure was? This guy:
:
: "E.T.!" Shorty yelled.
: Shorty ran to E.T.
: "Stand baaaaaaaack" E.T. said as he pulled a metal one foot rod out.
: He put his thumb on a button that was on it. Suddenly a brilliant dagger of light appeared to comne from the hole on the top!
: "Hrmm," Shorty pondered. "A lightsaber it is!"
: "Let's go kick some Sauron ***" E.T. said.

: - - -

: "Let's get this ToySyndicate doll out of here and to the van before Sauron get's pissed" One of the flunkies said.
: The door suddenly caved in. Two .65 meter figures stood before them.
: "Hrmm," Shorty pondered. "Kick your *** we will."
: E.T. suddenly attacked. Any projectiles thrown at him were deflected! The flunkies ran away down the other corridor. Shorty and E.T. made a run for the corridor and followed them. The corridor went to a dead end. The flunkies stopped and looked back at E.T. and Shorty.
: "We have you now, buttheads!" E.T. said.
: E.T. charged and attacked the living heck out of the flunkies and got them. Nasty sight. Shorty waddled over to E.T. who turned his lightsaber off and picked up the ToySyndicate horse.
: "It's ruined!" The green Shorty started to cry. "Not Goodsport is gonna be pissed at me!"
: E.T.'s finger started to glow. The finger touched the ToySyndicate horse which then returned to it's regular state.

: - - -

: Shorty was walking home at night, still in Yoda form. He finally made it to the apartment. In the ap[artment room he put the ToySyndicate horse back in it's package. He walked to his room and drifted off to sleep...

: - - -

: Morning...
: "Shorty!" Goodsport yelled, waking Shorty up. "Come here, quick!"
: Shorty was laying in bed, his usual height, and he looked regular. He had his pajama's on though. That's not what he went to sleep with! He walked into the living room where Goodsport was. He was on the floor with a wrapped package. He opened it and took out a 12' Indy doll and a mini horse!
: "It's ruined!" Shorty exclaimed.
: "Huh?" Goodsport was confused. "Shorty you better go back to bed, it's 5:00 AM, you need the rest."
: Shorty crawled back in bed.
: "That was some nightmare!" He said to himself.

: The End(and stuff like that)

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