Forgot About Jones, a song by Short Round

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Posted by Short Round from AC8DBE53.ipt.aol.com on May 25, 2000 at 20:11:27:

[Dr. Dre]
Y'all know me, still the same I.J., but I been low, y'see?
Hated on by most these archeologist climbin' no trees, no deals and no fee's
No wheels and no keys, no boats no snowmobiles, and no ski's
Mad at me cause I can finally rest and rest my knees
Got a house wit a room and it's all full of shovel racks
to add to the wall full of plaques
Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies
Did y'all think I'ma let my strength freeze? Belloq please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to kill Thuggees?
Where do you think I got the name Indy?
Big trees, biting flees, and Nazi's?
The jungle cities.
and the group that said "Kill Indy"
Gave you a stake with fat grease
to bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your camp has no food
who's the Doctor they told you to go see?
Y'all better listen up closely
All you that said that I turned into a pop, or just the old lady flopped
Nazi's are the reason that Indy ain't been gettin no sleep
so F*** Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME!
Y'all are gonna keep f***in around wit me
and turn me back to the old me

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

Nowadays everybody wanna shoot like they got somethin to shoot
but nothin comes out when they pull the trig';
just a bunch of Stormtrooper ammunition
And Nazi's act like they forgot about grenades

[Eminem]
So what do you say to professors you hate (What?)
Or anyone tryin to bring trouble your way?
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way? (YUP)
Then kick Nazi's ass back in the old days!
One day I was walkin by, wit a Webley on, when I caught a Cairo guy
give me an awkward eye (What you lookin at?)
And fought him off in the Cairo street, it wasn't me who was beat
I don't give a f*** if it's dark or not
I'm not easy to hit cuz it's bullets I dodge
when I'm badass as f***
Right next to a humungous truck in a badass chase {*CRUNCH*}
Hoppin out wit two broken legs, tryin to walk it off
"I ran over da sign that said stop!"
I'ma kill you and them dumbass motherf***in Nazi hogs
And when the Webley came through
me and Marion stood next to a burnt down bar
Wit a can full of whip-ass and a hand full of bad-ass
And still weren't found out (RIGHT HERE)
From here on out it's your life that blew
Startin today and tomorrow's the new
And I'm still badass enough
To bring death to a Nazi crew
{*Eminem's vocal turntable*}
Doc Indy - badder then a set of his own Webley
When the plane windows up
When the flames go up to the skys other planes
Callin Indy a lady; sorry dud but ya been crazy
There's no way that you can kill me
It's okay, go wit him lady (Da-da?)

Chorus

[Dr. Dre]
If it was up to me, you muh'f***ers would stop comin up to me
wit your hands out lookin up to me, like you want somethin free(My death)
When my last excavation was out, you wasn't bumpin me
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna avoid me like it was some disease
But you won't get shit from me
Cause I'm from the streets of New Jersey
I told em all - all them little Thuggee's and Nazi's
Who you think helped kill 'em all?
Now you wanna run around talkin bout guns like I ain't got none
What you think I used 'em all?
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Jones fell off
What cause I been with dad wit da pen and a pad
tryin to get this damn Doc off?
I ain't havin that; this is the millenium of Aftermath
It ain't gon' be nothin after that
So give me one more appreciation plaque
and f*** Nazi crap! You can have it back
So where's all the tombs trappers at?
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats, know that I was strapped wit gats
when you were cuddlin a Cabbage Patch

Chorus

Chorus 1/2 (after music ends)

Comments please 8-)

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