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Posted by Indiana James (Lambert) from port7.westworld.ca on March 24, 1999 at 15:55:25:
Oh, and please don't say George Lucas, because we all know that he hates directing and wouldn't do it.
And here is the non-important message:
Announcer: And here is the 76th annual NBA basketball All-star game live from L.A.!
Announcer 2: Oh yes and it is going to be a good one tonight! Playing with us tonight are Shaquille O'Neal, Charles Barkley and Jedi Master Yoda!
Announcer: Yes, indeed. Yoda may be small, but he is fast and agile.
Announcer 2: And the game begins! Yoda wins the toss-up and passes it to O'Neal. O'Neal to Barkley- Barkley back to O'Neal- O'Neal to Yoda- Yoda shoots it from downtown! It's good!
Announcer: McKinley passes the ball to O'Ryan- Wait Yoda intercepted the pass- SLAM DUNK!
Announcer 2: Yoda is on fire!
Announcer: And here with us tonight is the world famous Laker girls! Oh, and it looks like Yoda is distracted.
Announcer 2: And who wouldn't be?
(Crowd screams: YODA! YODA!)