Re: I know a good Sherlock Holmes joke >>>>

Posted by LFM from Fusca.dw.net on April 17, 1999 at 14:20:36:

In Reply to: I know a good Sherlock Holmes joke >>>> posted by Brian on April 17, 1999 at 13:01:31:

: Warning!! There are two sweary words toward the end!!

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: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

: Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

: Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

: "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute.

: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
: potentially billions of planets.

: "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
: deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

: "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are
: small and insignificant.

: "Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

: What does it tell you?"

: Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you dickhead.
: Some bastard has stolen our tent."

Good joke, but I think it's pretty old.
LFM

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: : Warning!! There are two sweary words toward the end!!

: : 
: : Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

: : Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

: : Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

: : "What does that tell you?"  Watson pondered for a minute.

: : "Astronomically, it tells me that there  are millions of galaxies and
: : potentially billions of planets.

: : "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.  Horologically, I
: : deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

: : "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are
: : small  and insignificant.

: : "Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

: : What does it tell you?"

: : Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.  "Watson, you dickhead.
: : Some bastard has stolen our tent."

: Good joke, but I think it's pretty old.  
: LFM

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