Re: Indy 4 Top Ten

Posted by Brett (Yasim) Lambert from voyager.stfx.com on May 31, 1999 at 06:54:18:

In Reply to: Indy 4 Top Ten posted by sajnu on May 29, 1999 at 22:14:50:

: TOP TEN SIGNS INDY 4'S IN TROUBLE

: 10. He's on a quest for Wally World.

: 9. Sandra Bullock gets cast and it's retitled "Indiana Jones and the Forces of Nature".

: 8. He fights Drago.

: 7. It turns out, aliens do appear in the plot and are intent on using the dreaded "Plan 9".

: 6. The new Indy? George Clooney. The new Henry Sr.? George Lazenby.

: 5. Entire movie is set in the classroom with Indy urging his students to "Seize the day".

: 4. Marion Ravenwood is now being played by Sporty Spice.

: 3. Tele-Thuggees.

: 2. Costner signs on with the idea that it should be "a little longer".

: And the number one sign that Indy 4 might be in trouble-
: 1. "The script is ready- it's just a matter of everyone's schedule."

Also, Jar Jar Binks is cast as Indiana Jones (hope that won't happen)

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