Posted by ROB T. from 162.10.138.28 on June 01, 1999 at 02:24:18:
In Reply to: Would Survive Last Crusade. posted by Short Round on May 31, 1999 at 13:35:57:
: #1) I Wouldn't even go after the Cross of Coronado to begin with. And if I was being chased by fedora and his thugs I would get on the train and when I would get to the part on the train when I jump onto the mailbag thing I would jump off before it goes back over the train and knock my self out!
: #2) If I was one the boat retrieving it I would just run and jump off.
: #3) I wouldn't even try going under the library until night so I secretly get in. And if I couldn't I'd use the sewer. But if the guys put the thing on fire, even if I flipped over the coffin wouldn't the petrolium I am standing in under it go on fire?
: #4) The chase in the boats would probably be no different than how it was with Indy except I might piss in my pants!
: #5) After I get dad I'd run the living heck out of there and leave Elsa there if I knew she was a Nazi. But if I didn't I'd either listen to Dad, or use my marksman ship technique and shoot Vogel.
: #6) If I was tied up I wouldn't count on the lighter. I would try to weave myself out. But anything can happen.
: #7) If I was being chased by Nazis on motorcycles I'd try to weave through plants and trees and stuff but with my luck I might crash and go flying.
: #8) Instead of punching Vogel scream like a little lady. How do I know he doesn't have a gun or does?
: #9) The end is in the Bipline for me hehe
: #10) I would run like the dickens!!! And trying to make the birds fly in the jet is a slim chance.
: #11) The rest is history on the tank!
: #12) I would survive the first challenge easily. I would just put my back to one wall and use my feet on the other to go over it. I would just drop rocks on the stones to see which one breaks. And the third one I'd have trouble on. I need the faith and I'd be scared even looking down.
: #13) I would do like Indy did trying to find the Grail.
: I would then ride my horse into the sunset.
ROB T. here,
Was this inspired by my essay "Could I Be Indiana Jones?"
If so, I'm flattered.