har har... (nim) eh eh eh... :)

Posted by Aragorn from val-pm1-019.inetnebr.com on August 17, 1999 at 16:03:15:

In Reply to: Nothing, Dear. I'm fine! posted by Mr H. Ford on August 15, 1999 at 12:01:34:

I once knew a potato named Steven. Steven was a potato of the purest genius, but in his intelligence he was selfish and arrogant. But one day a farmer came along and picked up poor Steven, and turned him into a bowl of mashed potatoes. As the gravy covered Steven, the faces of those he had wronged in the potato patch floated up at him, their eyes wide and angry, and Steven the Mashed Potato SCREAMED in agony!!!

Yes, my friends, there is a Hell for Potatoes, and Steven was destined to burn there forever.

The End. Let's go out for some Pringles (TM).

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