Posted by Dale Dassel from min1-38.shreve.net on September 20, 1999 at 22:38:59:
I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street.
Many days no business comes to my hut. But Jimmy has fear...
a thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute,
for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels, girded with strength,
like the loins of a dragon, ribboned with fat and the opulence
of buffalo dung.
The glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the
super karate monkey deathcar would park in my space.
But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match.
The monkey clown horrible karate, round and yummy, like
a cute small baby chick, would beat the donkey.
Bad clown making like super American car racers.
I would make them sweat. War, war. Feel my scales
donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey.
-excerpt from 'Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'
I thought any Newsradio fans on the forum might get a kick out
of that. The rest of you will be hopelessly confused!!! :)
-Dale