Yeah, well, you should hear about my latest visit to the proctologist! Whoo-heee! JUST KIDDING :) (nm)

Posted by bud-arc from 216-119-34-22.o1.jps.net on January 12, 2000 at 12:47:29:

In Reply to: Re: Bullwhip posted by Indy Sahara on January 11, 2000 at 20:25:26:

: : I'm not a bullwhip expert or anything (yet), so instead of buying a David Morgan style whip now, I decided I'd just practice on an ordinary bullwhip. Of course, it's very hard to find a suitable bullwhip in the city. So...I went to one of those adult bookstores, with all the weird and wild stuff (some things are pretty creepy as well) and I bought a nice black leather bullwhip for about $70. The guy there was talking to me as if I had that dominance fetish or something, but what he didn't know is that I was going to whip the world instead. Indeed I've been whipping everything in sight (including myself by accident) and I've been learning quite well. Somehow, but surely, I will learn to master wrapping around things and hitting my targets right on. Anyhow, that's my little story from about one year ago. Any comments?

: I don't have any comments of value, but I just about fell off my chair laughing. You're good at building visual imagery. I can picture this as a scene from a really funny comedy. Hilarious.

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: : : I'm not a bullwhip expert or anything (yet), so instead of buying a David Morgan style whip now, I decided I'd just practice on an ordinary bullwhip.  Of course, it's very hard to find a suitable bullwhip in the city.  So...I went to one of those adult bookstores, with all the weird and wild stuff (some things are pretty creepy as well) and I bought a nice black leather bullwhip for about $70.  The guy there was talking to me as if I had that dominance fetish or something, but what he didn't know is that I was going to whip the world instead.  Indeed I've been whipping everything in sight (including myself by accident) and I've been learning quite well.  Somehow, but surely, I will learn to master wrapping around things and hitting my targets right on.  Anyhow, that's my little story from about one year ago.  Any comments?

: : I don't have any comments of value, but I just about fell off my chair laughing.  You're good at building visual imagery.  I can picture this as a scene from a really funny comedy.  Hilarious.

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