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Posted by bud-arc from 216-119-34-106.o1.jps.net on March 15, 2000 at 15:17:16:
In Reply to: Oh man, that is classic! (nm) posted by graml on March 15, 2000 at 11:45:09:
: : Here's the outline for a trailer that I made to be shown before "What Lies Beneath". Just waiting for Ford to call me back.
: :
: : (Opening Montage a la Complete Adventures of Indy trailer)
: : Narrator: Twenty years ago, the rumors began...Today, the Wait continues...
: : Connery's voice: Indy?!
: : (Raiders March blasts)
: : Lucas: I assure you, top men are working on a script.
: : Indy: Who?
: : Lucas: Top Men.
: : (Chachapoyan Temple interior)
: : *Indy crouches before a small altar...the Indy 4 script rests on it. Indy switches it with a sand bag and races for the entrance. He leaps out, and into an ambush.*
: : McCalla Ram: Once again, we see there is nothing you can substantiate that I cannot take away.
: : (chanting and drums begin amidst images of Indy's flight through the jungle and McCalla Ram's laughter)
: : (Indy on the rope bridge)
: : Indy: McCalla Ram!!!! Prepare to do Star Wars...IN HELL!!!!!
: : Grail Knight's voice: You must choose...but choose wisely.
: : Spielberg: I promise you...Indiana Jones will be coming back soon.
: : Indy: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor, or am I going deaf?
: : "Uncle Indy come back home now!"
: : A.I. Robot: I go first Indy!!
: : (the crowd parts...Indy shoots A.I. Robot, and wipes his forehead)
: : (cut to Title screen)
: : Indiana Jones and the Waiters of a Lost Cause