Re: People/things that could definately beat Indy(After all, he's only human)

Posted by JustAGuy from cm-d0104.resnet.ucsc.edu on May 16, 2000 at 21:55:00:

In Reply to: People/things that could definately beat Indy(After all, he's only human) posted by Short Round on May 16, 2000 at 18:08:48:

: Any Jedi
: Any Sith
: Any Dark Jedi
: Maximus
: Neo, Morpheus, or Trinity
: Wyatt Earp and/or Doc Holliday(Possibly)

: Indy is only human after all. See ya, Shorty.
: "Well alright lunger! Let's do it!" -Ringo, Tombstone.

Alright, Ill give you the Jedis, the cowboys, and The legionnaire, but Morhpeous, Trinity and Neo?? C'MON!! Gimme a break. Lets think about this realistically now. Sure Neo and the gang kick ass WHILE they're inside the matrix, but you rip 'em outta there, and what do you have?? Three very atrophied bodies with almost no strength that spend all day inside of a hovercraft MAYBE getting some excercise running from the mess area to the control room. This is not to mention that they don't actually KNOW kung-fu(which is a piss poor Martial Art in my opinion anyways, go look up Shotokan on the internet, or JKA), they only know Kung Fu "programs" which aren't gonna do a damned thing when Indy sledges their faces into a pulp with a good ol' fashioned left hook. Whew.. Ok, I've vented. Long Live Indy!! -Me
"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along"

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Disagree with you there... Brett (Maverick) Lambert 17:18:34 5/17/2000 (1)
- Re: Disagree with you there... JustAGuy 21:33:55 5/17/2000 (0)

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: : Any Jedi
: : Any Sith
: : Any Dark Jedi
: : Maximus
: : Neo, Morpheus, or Trinity
: : Wyatt Earp and/or Doc Holliday(Possibly)

: : Indy is only human after all. See ya, Shorty.
: : "Well alright lunger! Let's do it!" -Ringo, Tombstone.

: Alright, Ill give you the Jedis, the cowboys, and The legionnaire, but Morhpeous, Trinity and Neo??  C'MON!!  Gimme a break.  Lets think about this realistically now.  Sure Neo and the gang kick ass WHILE they're inside the matrix, but you rip 'em outta there, and what do you have??  Three very atrophied bodies with almost no strength that spend all day inside of a hovercraft MAYBE getting some excercise running from the mess area to the control room.  This is not to mention that they don't actually KNOW kung-fu(which is a piss poor Martial Art in my opinion anyways, go look up Shotokan on the internet, or JKA), they only know Kung Fu "programs" which aren't gonna do a damned thing when Indy sledges their faces into a pulp with a good ol' fashioned left hook.  Whew.. Ok, I've vented.  Long Live Indy!!    -Me
: "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along"

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