Posted by Clark Kent Star reporter for the Daily Planet from unknown-46-4.chiron.com on July 06, 2000 at 13:02:09:
England (AP)--
Missing forum member of the Indyfan site (known to many as Tyree) was seen yesterday in Great Britain assaulting a local businessman. Witnesses included Ginger Spice and Old Spice, among others. "He was sort of just waiting outside the blokes shop and when he came out---just started wringing his neck." Before police had restrained him he was heard saying something about "[Doing]this for the guys at IndyGear....!" The local garmentmaker was Peter Bottwright whose only comment was "It was in the post, really it was."