I gave myself a killer scar!

Posted by graml from sdn-ar-001vannewP248.dialsprint.net on September 05, 2000 at 20:07:14:

In Reply to: What have you done with YOUR whip lately? posted by Doc on September 05, 2000 at 19:21:49:

I gave myself a nice long red scar running down my right foot, because (like the genius that I am) I chose not to wear boots the first time I tested my whip. A friend of my got a great welt on his arm from trying to impersonate our favorite archaeologist. I also snagged my whip on a flag pole (with extremely un-patriotic results...), which did not endear me to our local chapter of the VFW. Needless to say, my lovely bullwhip has sat idle, coiled around a bed post for the past six years. Someday, when my scars fade and my memory of the pain settles, I may take up the old rawhide peacemaker again. But until then, I'll have to rely on my clever wit and boyish good looks to get myself out of jams....
-graml

Follow Ups:

• Harry's scar: \~. Ulla 01:15:13 9/06/2000 (2)
  • I hope you wear a hard hat these days! Fall Guy 17:16:01 9/06/2000 (0)
  • You know, I could burst into song singing the Chili Peppers song "Scar Tissue" but I'll spare you. :P (nm) Brett (Maverick) Lambert 14:54:25 9/06/2000 (0)

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