Posted by Patterson from 63.104.29.91 on September 11, 2000 at 12:13:48:
In Reply to: Return of the Son of the Idea Rides Again posted by Northwest Smith on September 11, 2000 at 10:47:51:
: Step 1: Put on jacket.
: Step 2: Ride dirt, trail or enduro motorcycle too fast for your skill level.
: Step 3: Crash.
: Step 4: Inspect jacket, repeat if necessary.
: (Caution: Avoid staining the jacket with your blood.)