I would agree with #7. Is that Gram-el or Gram-one?(nm)

Posted by Dakota Ellison from spider-ti054.proxy.aol.com on September 19, 2000 at 19:11:10:

In Reply to: My top ten ways to make Raiders of the Lost Ark a better film: posted by graml on September 19, 2000 at 18:46:20:

: Yes, folks, from the home office in Newport News, Virginia, I give you my list of the top ten ways to make Raiders of the Lost Ark a better film:
: 10. Indy and Marion steal the flying wing and join the Mile High Club.
: 9. Why snakes in the Well of Souls? Why not bratwurst?
: 8. Replace that pesky Sallah with lovable Regis Philbin.
: 7. Wait a minute...that's not Forestall...that's Pauly Shore!
: 6. They open the Ark and out pops Richard Simmons!
: 5. The Golden Idol of Fertility is made of delicious milk chocolate.
: 4. Have Belloq replaced by that Chewbacca guy.
: 3. Nothin' says "adventure" like a powder blue porkpie hat!
: 2. Marion runs a Tibetan lesbian bar.
: 1. That ain't Indy's whip swinging in the breeze!
: Thanks for your time! Peace out!
: -graml

Follow Ups:

• Curse that Cueball! graml 19:20:01 9/19/2000 (3)
  • Well, GramL, I thought Kathy Lee could play the Hovitos..... Dakota Ellison 20:22:15 9/19/2000 (2)
    • After that, you DESERVE nightmares! :) graml 20:32:03 9/19/2000 (1)
      • Number 11: "The Man With The Hat is back: and this time he's bringing his Blueprint For The Middle Class". You forgot thie one: 23:53:11 9/19/2000 (0)

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