Sorry Graml - I could not resist! (nm)

Posted by Patterson from 63.104.29.91 on September 20, 2000 at 18:04:02:

In Reply to: Oh, I see... So basically it's mil-spec goatskin? Tough stuff - wears like iron! (nm) posted by Patterson on September 20, 2000 at 18:02:44:

: : : : Not goatskin, not lambskin, not horsehide, nor cowhide. The best material to make a real Indy jacket out of is....gram1's butt. No kidding and here's why:

: : : : 1. It's totally hairless.

: : : : 2. It's so pale white as to be almost devoid of all color. Think how well it will take dye.

: : : : 3. There's plenty of material to make at least a dozen size 48 or smaller jackets, so Patterson can get in on it.

: : : : 4. It's already been treated with plenty of Pecards (don't ask).

: : : : And finally,

: : : : 5. The gussets are already there!

: : : : Flgiht Suits my...eye. I'm going for a gram-one hiny jacket!

: : : : Sophisticatedly yours,
: : : : Cueball

Follow Ups:

• Et tu, Patterson? graml 18:44:11 9/20/2000 (3)
  • How Micah feels? Nobody's making fun of his rear end! (nm) Cueball 19:13:09 9/20/2000 (0)
  • Nobody ever expects that of me - why is that? (nm) Patterson 19:11:11 9/20/2000 (0)
  • Poor Indy Dangerfield. (nm) Cueball 19:01:19 9/20/2000 (0)

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