5 reasons Indiana Jones movies suck

Posted by Gordon Beckham from spider-wa074.proxy.aol.com on October 20, 2000 at 19:58:03:

1. No cool computer-generated special effects like the Matrix
2. No running on the walls like in the Matrix
3. No bullet-time photography like in the Matrix
4. No cool lead characters like Keaneu Reeves (Neo)
5. No cool techno soundtrack like the Matrix

Please Mr. Spielberg make Indy 4 a modern film and not the same old crap.

Later,

GB

Follow Ups:

• Re:Indiana Jones movies don't suck DirtyFrank 11:50:12 10/21/2000 (0)
• 5 Reasons why everyone here instantly dislikes Gordon New Jersey Hughes 11:38:13 10/21/2000 (3)
  • Re: 5 Reasons why everyone here instantly dislikes Gordon MK 12:05:04 10/21/2000 (2)
    • A Heathen Apologizes New Jersey Hughes 11:47:14 10/22/2000 (1)
      • Re: A Heathen Apologizes MK 18:06:11 10/22/2000 (0)
• Re: Better yet, let's have both. There is plenty of room for good films. MK 21:57:58 10/20/2000 (0)
• SLAP!- "That's for Blasphemy" nm red four 20:43:20 10/20/2000 (1)
  • Well put! (nm) Canadiana Jones 00:46:09 10/21/2000 (0)
• Re: 5 reasons Indiana Jones movies suck Kenal0 20:22:35 10/20/2000 (1)
  • LOL, Great response (nm) Indy Andrew Jones 21:38:49 10/20/2000 (0)

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