A few recipes from the bar at Club Obi-Wan

Posted by bored lobo from 207.138.224.172 on January 11, 2001 at 04:30:27:

"Indy Whip":
Top one glass champagne with spoonful of whipped cream.
Warm 2 shots whiskey over low heat; ignite and pour over above.
Wave it at anything that slithers.

"My Family Label"
Add one jigger homemade plum brandy to one glass dry white wine; strain through used linen sock filled with fine sand.
Cough violently and gasp for breath.

"Fraulein Ravenwood"
Mix eight shots whiskey with pack of unfiltered smokes; gaze into candle flame with bittersweet memories. Shrug.

"Heil Hitler"
Slam jello shots of Jagermeister until you don't mind grabbing a piece of red-hot bronze. Get ride to hospital.

"Short Round"
Place thumb over mouth of bottle of Grape Nehi; shake with enthusiasm and point in direction of possessed Maharaja. Release thumb.

"All I Have to do is Scream"
Dip blonde Nazi archaeologist into bathtub filled with sparkling wine. Lick until dry.

Follow Ups:

• "Gimme some tapas and a Forrestal" lobo 14:40:40 1/11/2001 (1)
  • Where do you come up with this stuff? bud-arc 17:52:14 1/11/2001 (0)
• LOL (nm) Abner 09:52:50 1/11/2001 (0)

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