I took the day off to explain jokes to the elderly. You see, "2 Tons" has nothing to do with MY weight.

Posted by Austin Powers from ydialup194.mpls.uswest.net on February 23, 2001 at 17:19:51:

In Reply to: Two tons , WOW, I didnt think those glasses weighed that much. posted by Flash Fearless on February 23, 2001 at 16:52:20:

Old age must reak havoc with senses of humor as well. If that's the case, ol' Mr. Ford must not understand comedy AT ALL.

Austin Powers

Follow Ups:

• Ah , that was a fat joke , didn't recognize one because it doesn't apply to me . Flash Fearless 22:32:28 2/23/2001 (1)
  • Yeah, good one there. Ya really got me on that one. Mike Myers is really a tub of lard. (nm) Austin Powers 00:19:25 2/24/2001 (0)

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