Posted by The Hat King from user-2iveu5d.dialup.mindspring.com on March 04, 2001 at 14:39:34:
In Reply to: POLL: Who is the Hat King? posted by MK on March 04, 2001 at 11:17:02:
You want hats? Well, I got hats! I've got red one, blue ones, hats as big as your head! If I can't send you home with a blue ribbon chapeau, I'll eat my entire stock! Look no further for your head-covering needs, 'cause The Hat King's got it covered! Two miles north of Saluda, on Route 17! Just follow the signs!
-The Hat King
"Where your head is treated right!"