Posted by The Hat King from user-2ivev99.dialup.mindspring.com on March 07, 2001 at 07:47:36:
In Reply to: A hat! Who's got hats? I need a new hat! posted by Dr. Felt M.D. on March 07, 2001 at 03:38:50:
Much like your learned self, The Hat King is on call 24 hours a day when there is a hat emergency! I recall the nor'easter of '93 when the wind carried off every hat in the Tidewater area...Truly, that was my finest hour.
-The Hat King
"Give me head, I give you hat!"