Posted by Fedora from ppp-182.col.cableone.net on April 04, 2001 at 23:00:35:
In Reply to: Top five reasons graml was drummed out of the Boy Scouts! It's a contest, everyone! posted by Jerry Falwell on April 04, 2001 at 21:21:45:
: : ...that Fall Guy would ambush me and pummel me with a sack full of doorknobs. Plus he'd steal my hat. And you don't even want to know what I think Kent would do!
: : -graml
: : PS Seriously though, scavenger hunts are always a lot of fun. Especially when the use of trip ropes are not outlawed. Ever wonder why I was drummed out of the Scouts?
: Now that you mention it, yeah, I did, and now I got the answers!
: 5. Threw a hissy fit when they couldn't find an extension cord long enough for him to use his Easy Bake oven in the pup tent.
: 4. Got caught with KY Jelly in his back pack (claimed it was for chapped lips).
: 3. While other scouts simply told ghost stories around the campfire, graml insisted on acting out every scene from "Little Women".
: 2. Kept whistling "Dueling Banjos" in the showers while knocking the soap out of the other scouts' hands.
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: YOU INDYFANS CAN ALL TAKE TURNS FILLING IN THE NUMBER ONE REASON graml GOT THROWN OUT OF THE BOY SCOUTS! PRIZES GO TO THE TEN MOST INVENTIVE ANSWERS!