My first and only jacket post!

Posted by graml from user-2ivevgl.dialup.mindspring.com on May 07, 2001 at 21:47:05:

I never thought it would come to this, but here are the top ten signs you've been sold a bad leather jacket:
10. You don't recall Indy having a big yellow smiley face on the back of HIS jacket.
9. It still smells like a chrome goat.
8. Should gussets be more than four feet long?
7. True, the lining is newspaper. But does it have to be the Weekly World News?
6. "Pre-distressed" looks more like "fell off the back of a truck"...
5. People keep calling you "Hogan" rather than "Indy".
4. The inside pocket is designed only to carry a fifth of Colt .45...
3. The storm flap consists mainly of Reynolds Aluminum Foil peeled off the baked potatoes sold in Central Park.
2. The zipper pull is shaped like a heart with the name "Sallah" etched in it.
1. You've been told that it will "ride up with wear".

Follow Ups:

• Well, that's a start. It is addicting you know.(nm) Fedora 11:31:16 5/08/2001 (0)
• Re: My first and only jacket post! Georgiana Jones 22:17:04 5/07/2001 (0)

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