Posted by Indy Coil from rsvp-eli-023a.northlink.com on May 10, 2001 at 02:14:51:
In Reply to: How about a grizzled Indy on the trail of Marco Polo? posted by Fall Guy on May 10, 2001 at 01:25:24:
YMCA, 1947
Scene opens with waist high in water with his eyes closed, wearing his fedora and bearing his grodey 60 year old chest...
Indy: "MARCO!"
Random thug, most likely a Mafia goon: "POLO, Dr. Jones!"
I: "MARCO!"
Thug: "POLO!"
I: "SALLAH! WHERE IS HE!?"
Sallah, enters from left, tipping his fez and waddling his fat butt over to the pool side: "I'm coming Indy! He's off to your left!"
Indy, unimpressed: "Great..."
Henry Sr., on the side of the pool on a chair, wearing his tweed hat, sunglasses, a Hawaiian shirt, bermuda shorts, flip-flops and a zink covered nose: "Junior.....You call this archeology?"
Indy:"Dad, I thought I told you...(is interrupted as he gets hit with water)...HEY! NO SPLASHING!"
Yep, I smell an oscar! Er...