Posted by Confused Confusia from bigip1-snat.sv.av.com on July 21, 2001 at 15:56:25:
I don't want to bore you with the details, but when I went to the post office to get my new Wested, I got there and couldn't wait to open it. I opened the package and got so excited that, well, I couldn't contain myself. The people in the post office laughed at me, but I don't care. They wear modern clothing... Losers.