The list I envision.....

Posted by Indy Coil from dialup-208-187-56-119.pre.commspeed.net (208.187.56.119) on Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 0:32am :

In Reply to: Indiana Jones List Humor posted by rick23 from client200-78.rtp.intrex.net (209.42.200.78) on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 1:03am :

Indy's Grabbag!: A bag chalk full of Fedoras, Whips, Jackets, and Guns, all spares used by Indy, when all his stuff got stolen, destroyed, lost, etc.

Add $20 for Hand Select.

Stuffed Monkey: forever captured in timeless mid sig heil. No home could be without it.

Fertility Idol Novelty Lighter: Press the little half-born, butt-ugly baby's face, and light your cig with a flame eminating from the Goddess' gut-wrenched, painful expression.

"To Wong Foo, Thank for Everything! -Renee Belloq" Personal Note: Rumored to be fake, but when you consider that Belloq just HAPPENED to have that dress for Marion, you'll see that it makes sense.

Toht in a bottle: Cures all your ales! Uh, just don't look at it.

Surplus Costumes from the 1930's, Worn by Indy in his adventures: Included Nazi Officer, Nazi Soldier, Nazi Waiter, And French Maid outfit(complete with "kinky whip").

Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em movie executives!: Features George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, for a battle of wits, women, money, and egos that are so big, they could deflect bullets! (Note: Lucas "pop-up" head broken, so large that the spring melted from the friction created by the weight of his ego.)

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: Indy's Grabbag!: A bag chalk full of Fedoras, Whips, Jackets, and Guns, all spares used by Indy, when all his stuff got stolen, destroyed, lost, etc. : Add $20 for Hand Select. : Stuffed Monkey: forever captured in timeless mid sig heil. No home could be without it. : Fertility Idol Novelty Lighter: Press the little half-born, butt-ugly baby's face, and light your cig with a flame eminating from the Goddess' gut-wrenched, painful expression. : "To Wong Foo, Thank for Everything! -Renee Belloq" Personal Note: Rumored to be fake, but when you consider that Belloq just HAPPENED to have that dress for Marion, you'll see that it makes sense. : Toht in a bottle: Cures all your ales! Uh, just don't look at it. : Surplus Costumes from the 1930's, Worn by Indy in his adventures: Included Nazi Officer, Nazi Soldier, Nazi Waiter, And French Maid outfit(complete with "kinky whip"). : Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em movie executives!: Features George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, for a battle of wits, women, money, and egos that are so big, they could deflect bullets! (Note: Lucas "pop-up" head broken, so large that the spring melted from the friction created by the weight of his ego.)

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