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Posted by James from host-216-78-21-184.cae.bellsouth.net (216.78.21.184) on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 at 1:52am :
The First Film Made Him a Lot of Money. Now WILLIAM SHATNER Returns in
INDIANA JONES II: THE WRATH OF KALI
Shanghai, 1935. A land brimming with exotic danger...
Lao Che: Dr. Jones, you will not leave my country alive.
[Shat is surrounded by the chorus dancers, one sits on his lap.]
Shat: We've all got to die...somewhere.
...and Adventure in the air!
Willie: No one's flying the plane!
Shat: Engine room, I need power NOW!
It's a Search for Undiscovered Frontiers...
Shaman: On the way to Dehli, you will stop at Pankot.
Shat: Pankot is not on the way to Dehli. It's not, is it?
...that will end where all others begin.
Narrator: But that doesn't make any sense...???
WILLIAM SHATNER returns as the dashing, daring, and courageous explorer...
Chatter Lal: Ah, so you are the famous archaeologist, Indiana Jones.
Shat: Actually, I'm from Iowa...but they insisted.
And introducing George Takei as Indy's trusty sidekick...
Shat: This is Mr. Round.
Takei: Sulu is not tiny!
If Adventure has a name...
Willie: I'm not that easy!
Shat: But I am.
They'll be calling it...
WILLIAM SHATNER as Indiana Jones in
INDIANA JONES II: THE WRATH OF KALI
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