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Posted by James from host-216-78-22-72.cae.bellsouth.net (216.78.22.72) on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 at 1:45pm :
He slipped a sequel clause past George and Steven, so now WILLIAM SHATNER is back in the greatest voyage of them all...
INDIANA JONES III: THE FINAL CRUSADE
Once more into excitement...
Brody: Don't you want to hear about the quest?
Shat: Earth. Hitler. 1938. They're all the same, aren't they?
Once more into the breach...
Shat: I can't believe I kissed you.
Elsa: But, you didn't know I was a traitor back in Venice.
Shat: I meant just now...and the make-out session on the drive over.
You loved him as Captain Kirk...You cheered him as T.J. Hooker...and now WILLIAM SHATNER is Indiana Jones one last time...
Grail Knight: You stooped for a bad penny at the entrance, made your dying father spell out the name of God to you, and forced your Nazi girlfriend to go ahead of you on the leap of faith!
Shat: I changed the conditions of the tests. You should be commending me for original thinking. I don't like to lose.
And this time, he's bringing his dad...
Connery: Yes, but I had Ursula Andress and Pussy Galore.
Shat: But were any of them green? Aha! You can't top THAT, can you?!
On his greatest Adventure yet...
Shat: Follow me! I know the way!
Connery: Got lost on the set of Vulcan, huh?
Takei: Yep.
WILLIAM SHATNER
IS
INDIANA JONES III: THE FINAL CRUSADE
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