The real ending of Raiders

Posted by Artman from niton.accsoft.com.au on October 15, 1999 at 00:21:59:

Technically, should'nt Raiders have ended like this?
KapitanLeutnant Karl Doenitz submarine report:(translated from the german)
Upon arriving at our secret location, we were surprised to find the waterlogged corpse of Doctor Jones affixed to the top of our submarine. Obviously, when we dived it was either the intense underwater pressure or suffocation by drowning that killed the man but the crew and I were amazed that throughout the whole undersea journey his death grip on the hatch held fast; and though parts of his flesh and clothing were ripped away his facial features and basic frame had amazingly managed to remain intact. The grimace expression on his face was that of a man who had realized that hitching a ride onto a submarine in the middle of the ocean was maybe not a good idea. Of the female captive we were transporting, on observing the corpse had only one comment. It was "Typical". He also had on him a water proof notebook that, among other things warned us to not look at the glories of the Ark of the Covenant once opened. This saved a lot of lives. Along with the Ark, the whip he was carrying will make a beautiful gift to the Fuhrer as he likes those sort of things.
Heil!!!

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Re: The real ending of Raiders Dakota Ellison 10:54:12 10/15/99 (0)
Like me and the Lambert's would say, "El sicko!" Short Round 09:14:03 10/15/99 (2)
- Actually it is funny, but very twisted! And El Sicko is reserved only for Indy/Riggs! :) (nm) Brett (Maverick) Lambert 12:51:56 10/15/99 (1)
  - Ya got that right!(NM) Short Round 13:08:38 10/15/99 (0)
Re: The real ending of Raiders Brisco Jones 07:42:54 10/15/99 (2)
- I think they must have...even moses couldn't look upon the face of God Steve 07:54:19 10/15/99 (1)
  - Re: I think they must have...even moses couldn't look upon the face of God Brisco Jones 13:49:35 10/15/99 (0)
The sub never submerged Matthew Walker 07:22:40 10/15/99 (0)
Twisted but hilarious!! (nm) Brett (Maverick) Lambert 06:59:29 10/15/99 (0)
This is the most twisted thing I've ever read on this site... ROB T. 04:07:57 10/15/99 (0)
Re: The real ending of Raiders Graham 01:51:31 10/15/99 (0)
dude, that's messed up bj 01:19:49 10/15/99 (1)
- Re: dude, that's messed up Tarli 09:00:48 10/15/99 (0)

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: Technically, should'nt Raiders have ended like this?
: KapitanLeutnant Karl Doenitz submarine report:(translated from the german)
: Upon arriving at our secret location, we were surprised to find the waterlogged corpse of Doctor Jones affixed to the top of our submarine. Obviously, when we dived it was either the intense underwater pressure or suffocation by drowning that killed the man but the crew and I were amazed that throughout the whole undersea journey his death grip on the hatch held fast; and though parts of his flesh and clothing were ripped away his facial features and basic frame had amazingly managed to remain intact. The grimace expression on his face was that of a man who had realized that hitching a ride onto a submarine in the middle of the ocean was maybe not a good idea. Of the female captive we were transporting, on observing the corpse had only one comment. It was "Typical". He also had on him a water proof notebook that, among other things warned us to not look at the glories of the Ark of the Covenant once opened. This saved a lot of lives. Along with the Ark, the whip he was carrying will make a beautiful gift to the Fuhrer as he likes those sort of things.
: Heil!!!

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