Raiders of the Lost Logic ! ! !

Posted by Dale Dassel from spider-mtc-tc043.proxy.aol.com on June 23, 2000 at 06:23:35:

I'm sure this has been covered here before, but I can't help it.
Here, for your entertainment, are several though-provoking questions
concerning everybody's favorite movie. This is not meant to defame
Raiders in any way, shape, or form. It is strictly for fun.

(1) Can 6000 year-old mummies actually make vocalizations?

(2) Since when does a 2-ton block of stone bounce?

(3) Did Indiana Jones travel through time in order to obtain
a rocket launcher which did not exist until 1940?

(4) Is it possible for an entire army of Nazis to hold an
extensive archaeological dig in Egypt, when the British
controlled that region in 1936?

(5) How is it that Belloq just happens to have a dress that
fits Marion exactly, when he has not taken her measurements
in advance?

(6) Boa constrictors and pythons, though happily alive in the
Well of Souls, are not native to North Africa.

(7) Furthermore, how do snakes survive for thousands of years
sealed in an air-tight tomb, without food and water?

Questioningly,

-Dale Dassel

Follow Ups:

Re: Raiders of the Lost Logic ! ! ! sas c|:) 15:31:14 6/23/2000 (0)
Re: Boas, Pythons, and some legless lizards! (Yes there really is such a thing) Frank Bama 11:37:03 6/23/2000 (3)
- YES, I know what a legless lizard is. I spent most of my childhood studying and catching reptiles Dale Dassel 11:45:59 6/23/2000 (2)
  - It's good to know you spent that much quality time with your kind. Buster 18:30:24 6/24/2000 (0)
  - Re:sorry Frank Bama 13:12:39 6/23/2000 (0)
You're tampering with forces you can't possibly comprehend! graml 07:42:54 6/23/2000 (4)
- Belloq and Marion the same size?! Ulla 14:44:14 6/23/2000 (3)
  - He WAS rather petite... graml 15:26:01 6/23/2000 (2)
    - *laughs* nim Ulla 16:10:45 6/23/2000 (1)
      - Oh I know! He was sooooo dreamy! graml 16:38:28 6/23/2000 (0)
Goog questions!!! The German 06:43:31 6/23/2000 (2)
- Thank you! Dale Dassel 07:02:51 6/23/2000 (1)
  - The German and the last answer The German 07:30:57 6/23/2000 (0)

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: I'm sure this has been covered here before, but I can't help it.
: Here, for your entertainment, are several though-provoking questions
: concerning everybody's favorite movie. This is not meant to defame
: Raiders in any way, shape, or form. It is strictly for fun.

: (1) Can 6000 year-old mummies actually make vocalizations?

: (2) Since when does a 2-ton block of stone bounce?

: (3) Did Indiana Jones travel through time in order to obtain
:     a rocket launcher which did not exist until 1940?

: (4) Is it possible for an entire army of Nazis to hold an
:     extensive archaeological dig in Egypt, when the British
:     controlled that region in 1936?

: (5) How is it that Belloq just happens to have a dress that
:     fits Marion exactly, when he has not taken her measurements
:     in advance?

: (6) Boa constrictors and pythons, though happily alive in the
:     Well of Souls, are not native to North Africa.

: (7) Furthermore, how do snakes survive for thousands of years
:     sealed in an air-tight tomb, without food and water?

:                                     Questioningly,

:                                             -Dale Dassel

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