Ten things Indy 4 MUST contain

Posted by Petro the Greek from spider-wa081.proxy.aol.com on October 20, 2000 at 00:51:14:

1. Sean Connery (no matter how old the fart is)
2. Sallah (no matter how fat he is now)
3. Marion
4. A female Indy-like rival with HUGE tits
5. Indy's son
6. Fart jokes
7. Computer-generated villain like Jar Jar Binks
8. A techno soundtrack (John Williams sucks now just listen to the Phantom Menace soundtrack)
9. Fight scenes that use "bullet-time" special effects exactly like the Matrix
10. Kevin Costner as Indy's evil cousin, Montana Mack

If they include most of these things, then Indy 4 will definitely rock! M. Night Shyamalan, if your reading this, you are free to use ALL my ultra cool ideas.

THANKS!

Petro the Greek

Follow Ups:

• Just checked; George & Steve say it's a go!!! M.Shyamalan 01:19:34 10/20/2000 (1)
  • Are you really M. Shyamalan? Petro the Greek 05:32:12 10/20/2000 (0)
• Yeah! then it will be just as good as M:I2, & fit w/it's series as well. [nm] the Fiddler 01:11:44 10/20/2000 (0)
• Crack kills (nm) Canadiana Jones 00:59:04 10/20/2000 (1)
  • using that jacket-distressing acetone in enclosed spaces doesn't help, either...(nm) lobo 01:05:57 10/20/2000 (0)

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