Crack kills (nm)

Posted by Canadiana Jones from eo0d41ogb37xj.bc.hsia.telus.net on October 20, 2000 at 00:59:04:

In Reply to: Ten things Indy 4 MUST contain posted by Petro the Greek on October 20, 2000 at 00:51:14:

: 1. Sean Connery (no matter how old the fart is)
: 2. Sallah (no matter how fat he is now)
: 3. Marion
: 4. A female Indy-like rival with HUGE tits
: 5. Indy's son
: 6. Fart jokes
: 7. Computer-generated villain like Jar Jar Binks
: 8. A techno soundtrack (John Williams sucks now just listen to the Phantom Menace soundtrack)
: 9. Fight scenes that use "bullet-time" special effects exactly like the Matrix
: 10. Kevin Costner as Indy's evil cousin, Montana Mack

: If they include most of these things, then Indy 4 will definitely rock! M. Night Shyamalan, if your reading this, you are free to use ALL my ultra cool ideas.

: THANKS!

: Petro the Greek

Follow Ups:

• using that jacket-distressing acetone in enclosed spaces doesn't help, either...(nm) lobo 01:05:57 10/20/2000 (0)

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