Posted by Fall Guy from pool0436.cvx7-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net on January 21, 2001 at 01:04:50:
In Reply to: Ode to a Jacket Yet Unworn posted by D2K on January 21, 2001 at 00:46:29:
: Sit back now friends and hear a tale.
: A tale of hard fought quest,
: That started on the world wide web
: To find the jacket-best.
: A V.I.P. from US Wings,
: Well made but too much grain.
: Exchanged it for a Vintage Cow.
: The lining was a shame.
: So then off to merry olde,
: Where folks at Wested tried.
: I ordered up a Last Crusade,
: New finish, lambtouch hide.
: But 'ere a day or two had passed
: While reading posts galore.
: I now had far more questions asked.
: Fewer answers than before.
: Single but not double-stitched?
: Odd collars, lost snaps, a tear?
: With fashion aspirations but no mil-spec hardware?
: Unsure about the choice I'd made,
: I called and cancelled quick.
: Then set about to more research
: To clarify my pick.
: Flightsuits was the next in line,
: Of whom were good things said.
: Their Expedition jackets-
: To further vex my head.
: For me to browse their samples sent:
: Of goat, of horse, of cow.
: Comparing each against the next,
: Oh, what would I do now?
: With squares in hand I chose the goat.
: It seemed to be the stuff.
: So strong yet light and finely grained.
: What else to clad the gruff?
: So it would be the Flightsuits then?
: But pattern problems loomed.
: Too-big bodies, sleeves too short,
: It looked like I was doomed.
: Fear not, remember US Wings?
: Not their fault, my selections.
: Get the Sarge back on the horn.
: A GOATSKIN Indy, ahh perfection.
: So I ordered one two days ago.
: Tough customer but mean no harm.
: Red-faced to have to call again,
: Hoping third time is a charm.
: So wait with me, you Indyfans.
: We'll pass the time together,
: Until the day my jacket comes,
: Resplendent me, in leather.
: And when the day of truth arrives,
: Delivered on a truck.
: I'll fill you in on all details,
: As if you give a f#ck!
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