The BEST material for an Indy jacket--an essay.

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Posted by Cueball from tias-gw2.treas.gov on September 20, 2000 at 16:18:35:

Not goatskin, not lambskin, not horsehide, nor cowhide. The best material to make a real Indy jacket out of is....gram1's butt. No kidding and here's why:

1. It's totally hairless.

2. It's so pale white as to be almost devoid of all color. Think how well it will take dye.

3. There's plenty of material to make at least a dozen size 48 or smaller jackets, so Patterson can get in on it.

4. It's already been treated with plenty of Pecards (don't ask).

And finally,

5. The gussets are already there!

Flgiht Suits my...eye. I'm going for a gram-one hiny jacket!

Sophisticatedly yours,
Cueball

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