Any of thse naturally occuring blemishes and scaring from living in the wild, or was he farm-raised? (nm)

Posted by Patterson from 63.104.29.91 on September 20, 2000 at 17:17:01:

In Reply to: The BEST material for an Indy jacket--an essay. posted by Cueball on September 20, 2000 at 16:18:35:

: Not goatskin, not lambskin, not horsehide, nor cowhide. The best material to make a real Indy jacket out of is....gram1's butt. No kidding and here's why:

: 1. It's totally hairless.

: 2. It's so pale white as to be almost devoid of all color. Think how well it will take dye.

: 3. There's plenty of material to make at least a dozen size 48 or smaller jackets, so Patterson can get in on it.

: 4. It's already been treated with plenty of Pecards (don't ask).

: And finally,

: 5. The gussets are already there!

: Flgiht Suits my...eye. I'm going for a gram-one hiny jacket!

: Sophisticatedly yours,
: Cueball

Follow Ups:

• Just good ol' suburban-raised, semi-aged tookas hide with plenty of blemishes. Sort of gives it that pebble-grain finish. (nm) Cueball 17:57:30 9/20/2000 (18)
  • Oh, I see... So basically it's mil-spec goatskin? Tough stuff - wears like iron! (nm) Patterson 18:02:44 9/20/2000 (17)
    • Nah, it's well padded, infinitely soft and pliable, and has that rugged Sharpei look.... Cueball 18:19:41 9/20/2000 (11)
      • Sharpei!! Arrgh - you're trying to push dog hide off on us? (nm) Patterson 18:36:03 9/20/2000 (10)
        • Are you calling gram-one a...no, I didn't think so. 'Sides, it's the Sharpei "look" only. Real gram-one backside hide. (nm) Cueball 19:02:51 9/20/2000 (9)
          • Oh, I see - it's pho-Sharpei. "No actual sharpei were harmed in the makig of this film (though a few did not make it out of the studio commisary on "Mystery Meat Night") - Ok now I've bottomed-out... (nm) Patterson 19:10:00 9/20/2000 (8)
            • No, you haven't.... Cueball 19:12:02 9/20/2000 (7)
              • Sharpei have LOTS of gussets. They lift their leg, and NOTHING rides up on them. Lots of mobility...(nm) Patterson 19:19:09 9/20/2000 (6)
                • Yes, Peter Botwright makes Sharpeis from genuine gram-one's butt blueprints. (nm) Cueball 19:55:28 9/20/2000 (0)
                • That's the spirit! graml 19:37:44 9/20/2000 (4)
                  • We'll soon be blocked from posting (nm) Patterson 19:48:54 9/20/2000 (3)
                    • Use Pecards. Letap or Lexol won't penetrate this type leather. (I can't believe I responded to this! (grins)) (nm) Michaelson 20:00:15 9/20/2000 (2)
                      • Not you too! graml 20:02:11 9/20/2000 (1)
                        • A moment of weakness. I'll try and do better. (nm) Michaelson 11:35:45 9/21/2000 (0)
    • Sorry Graml - I could not resist! (nm) Patterson 18:04:02 9/20/2000 (4)
      • Et tu, Patterson? graml 18:44:11 9/20/2000 (3)
        • How Micah feels? Nobody's making fun of his rear end! (nm) Cueball 19:13:09 9/20/2000 (0)
        • Nobody ever expects that of me - why is that? (nm) Patterson 19:11:11 9/20/2000 (0)
        • Poor Indy Dangerfield. (nm) Cueball 19:01:19 9/20/2000 (0)

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